Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Who put the mittens in the gunbarrel?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Satan's joke just fucked itself up the ass

Monday, November 15, 2010

I'll contextualize the ovaries in YOUR bucket

Friday, March 26, 2010

Why can't you just grope me like a normal person?
Did I ever tell you how my grandmother used to stick bars of soap up my vulva?

Friday, March 12, 2010

You can't say you glued crystals to your vagina and then not put them on your vagina.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Have you ever wondered if a Kangaroo could smuggle animal-heroine in its pouch?