Who put the mittens in the gunbarrel?

Satan's joke just fucked itself up the ass

I'll contextualize the ovaries in YOUR bucket

Why can't you just grope me like a normal person?

Did I ever tell you how my grandmother used to stick bars of soap up my vulva?

You can't say you glued crystals to your vagina and then not put them on your vagina.

Have you ever wondered if a Kangaroo could smuggle animal-heroine in its pouch?